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Hipsters.

I don't know what it is about them, but they are so attractive.
I was just discussing this very subject with my best friend while we were at Blue Martini last night. (I thoroughly enjoy Blue Martini, by the way)

There's something so attractive about the tattoos, and v-necks. Haha.
They are definitely not dating material, but fuck if we don't appreciate their looks.

There were no hipsters at Blue Martini last night, I do have to say.
Quite the opposite, in fact. We were clearly the youngest ladies there, as the men were all in their late 20s and early 30s... which brings me to my next topic.
Single guys in their 30s are fucking douchers. Plain and simple.
The way things are panning out, I think I'm going to be single forever.
As in, never married. Hear me out, though.

This is my theory:

I have such high expectations for guys. I can only see them getting higher as I get older.
Meanwhile, the quality of single men will only decline as I get older.
The good ones will be taken, and by the time I hit 30, they'll more than likely be non-existent.

So, if I ever get married, I would honestly like to do so before I hit 30.
I just don't know if that's going to happen though. I'm only attracted to two types of guys:

Hipsters, as mentioned above... and nerds.

Now, I don't see anything wrong with nerds. In fact, I'm also nerdy as all hell.
Nerds and I have much in common:

• Intelligence
• Interests (Video Games, Music, Movies, Shows)
• Personality

Looking back on my dating history, all of my boyfriends have been nerds.
This is not to say that I will date just anybody that plays video games and torrents media, but there are some out there (one in particular comes to mind) that are awesome enough to make me think about them more than just in passing.

Who knows if I'll ever get married. I hope he's cute, and nerdy, and has tattoos, and quite possibly owns some v-necks... whoever and wherever he is.

I definitely can't marry a hipster though, that's for sure.
And he'll need to be able to beat me in Street Fighter 2.  ;]